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      <image:caption>Welcome to WeirdLight! I’m Elmo. I’m a Licensed Psychotherapist (LPC), Somatic Experiencing® Practitioner (SEP), and Life &amp; Relationship Coach with a background in comedy. I specialize in Relationships, Grief, Trauma, Pleasure &amp; Play. My role is to create a supportive space for you to be exactly who you are, and to remind you of your unique brilliance, no matter how flawed you feel inside. I’m a guide on your path back to your courageousness and aliveness - to your heart, your Truth, to your creativity and authenticity. I want to help you engage in life with curiosity, openness, and awareness, so you can show up as your whole self. To be an Artist of your Life. Taking emotional risks is the cost of admission to a life worth living. What would it be like if you knew something was going to be painful or scary…but you weren’t afraid of those emotions? What would you do differently? Changing your relationship with your body and its feelings can open up your whole world.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>About - A little backstory…</image:title>
      <image:caption>My curiosity knows no bounds! For years, I’ve been hungrily researching everything I can find from the schools of psychology, philosophy, neuroscience, spirituality, culture, language, stories, and personal experience to understand these Stardust Meat Suits we call people. I am constantly amazed by human beings. With years of training and experience in counseling people, many of whom had been through living nightmares, I am uniquely skilled at liberating people from the grip of shame, healing sensitive nervous systems, and compassionately supporting people that may not feel like they fit into a box. In me, you will find a strong collaborator who appreciates uniqueness of all kinds, including artistic expressions, love styles, gender expressions, creative relationship structures, and beautifully divergent neurology.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Speaking &amp; Podcasts - Public Speaking</image:title>
      <image:caption>Elmo has been a guest lecturer for the past 8 years. She frequently presents on topics such as Queer and Trans identity issues, BDSM Education, Emotional Awareness, Sensual Empowerment, Polyamory/Consensual Non-monogamy, and Spirituality. Her humor and warm nature make her a highly sought-after speaker on topics that are often misunderstood. She has been lovingly dubbed by her former professors as “The Ambassador of BDSM”. She has spoken at a number of graduate psychology programs at The Chicago School of Professional Psychology’s Human Sexuality Seminar, Adler university, Northeastern University, and Columbia College Chicago’s undergraduate Human Sexuality seminar.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Coaching</image:title>
      <image:caption>1:1 Coaching Session - $195 per 55-minute session Mentorship - $1,000/month Includes everything mentioned above, plus: Weekly 55-minute sessions Weekly 20-minute phone check-ins Meet up for monthly coffee in-person (Southeast Wisconsin/Chicago Area only)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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